Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
If this her reaction, just wait until someone hands her the other six deadly sins.
Blimey, just seen the news. John Bercow has been found dead.
Police reckon he was electrocuted while trying to wire a plug. Seems he didn't know what neutral was.
Kosovo has the cleanest capital city in the world. Whichever capital city you think of Kosova's is Pristina.
Chap I know had an identical twin brother. Unfortunately, the twin had tourettes and would often swear at inopportune moments.
My friend eventually snapped and in a fit of anger pushed his brother off a multi storey car park.
The police arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.
I thought my toupee was convincing, until someone pulled the rug from over me
What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?
One’s a sick bird of prey, the other is against the law.
What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
One's a little lighter...
I went to the doctors recently. He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”
I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”
He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”
What's John Bercow's favourite snack?
Hors d'oeuvres, hors d'oeuvres.
Just pinched this for my FB page thank you.
It's hard to say what my sister does, working for a travel agency.
She sells Seychelles overseas tours.
That ABBA tribute band was loud last night.
You could hear the drums from Nandos.
Accordion to a recent study, you can easily hide the name of a musical instrument into most sentences, without people even noticing.
Separate names with a comma.