Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. If this her reaction, just wait until someone hands her the other six deadly sins.


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  2. colly

    colly Re member eR

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  3. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Blimey, just seen the news. John Bercow has been found dead.

    Police reckon he was electrocuted while trying to wire a plug. Seems he didn't know what neutral was.
     
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  4. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    Kosovo has the cleanest capital city in the world. Whichever capital city you think of Kosova's is Pristina.
     
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  5. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Chap I know had an identical twin brother. Unfortunately, the twin had tourettes and would often swear at inopportune moments.

    My friend eventually snapped and in a fit of anger pushed his brother off a multi storey car park.

    The police arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.
     
  6. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    South Wales
    I thought my toupee was convincing, until someone pulled the rug from over me
     
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  7. Beebo

    Beebo Firm and Fruity

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    What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

    One’s a sick bird of prey, the other is against the law.
     
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  8. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

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    County Durham
    What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

    One's a little lighter...
     
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  9. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

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    I went to the doctors recently. He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”


    I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”


    He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”
     
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  10. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    What's John Bercow's favourite snack?
    Hors d'oeuvres, hors d'oeuvres. :smile:
     
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  11. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

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  12. postman

    postman Legendary Member

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    Just pinched this for my FB page thank you.
     
  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    It's hard to say what my sister does, working for a travel agency.

    She sells Seychelles overseas tours.
     
  14. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Chester
    That ABBA tribute band was loud last night.

    You could hear the drums from Nandos.
     
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  15. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    Accordion to a recent study, you can easily hide the name of a musical instrument into most sentences, without people even noticing.
     
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