Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    The M6 has reopened after a lorry carrying 32,000 litres of gin was involved in a crash and began leaking its cargo on to the carriageway.
    Guess you had to pass the crash in the sloe lane :smile:
     
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  2. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    On 3 Wheels
    An Emergency Services spokesman said of the clear up operation "Hic, Issss good stuff thaart"
     
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  3. GM

    GM Legendary Member

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    North of the river
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  4. PaulB

    PaulB Legendary Member

    Location:
    Colne
  5. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

  6. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...

    Location:
    Hamtun
  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    oSLo
    The great British public have been mobilised in a massive joint effort to dig as many ditches as quickly as possible for when the PM may suddenly just turn up in their town.
     
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  8. colly

    colly Re member eR

    Location:
    Leeds
    Why did the chicken cross the road ?


    To avoid a general election .
     
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  9. Beebo

    Beebo Firm and Fruity

    Location:
    Hexleybeef
    My brother’s stolen an inflatable for the local swimming pool and the police are looking for him.

    He’s gotta lilo.
     
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  10. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

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    Glasgow
  11. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    It's all been Schwepped up now :whistle:
     
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  12. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    :smile:
     

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  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    oSLo
    I'd give that 10 likes if I could! :laugh::laugh:
     
  14. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    Just had a really under cooked meal from KFC.

    I’m spitting feathers.
     
  15. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    We have no land to call our own
    But surely that don't matter.
    Use someone else's
    Don't get caught
    Just plough the fields and scatter.
     
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