Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says "You're in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?", to which the horse says "I don't think I am.", and vanishes from existence.

    You see, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think therefore, I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be to put Descartes before the horse.
     
  2. PK99

    PK99 Guru

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  3. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    There are 11 types of people in the world
    People who understand roman numerals and those that don't
     
  4. Electric_Andy

    Electric_Andy Heavy Metal Fan

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    There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't
     
  5. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    But Roman numerals are not expressed as numbers, so it would be II not 11
     
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  6. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    There a 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't and those who did not know this joke is in ternary,
     
  7. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    If you read it in the garden, does it make it externary?
     
  8. PaulSB

    PaulSB Legendary Member

  9. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

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    ME: The internet used to come in through the phone. It made a terrible noise, like robots screaming.

    GRANDSON: Hush grandpa, take your pills.
     
  10. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Roger Daltrey has declared me a saint. Talking 'bout my veneration.
     
  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    I find it really difficult to go for a poo on a train. You have to hang off the bridge and time it perfectly.
     
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  12. PaulB

    PaulB Legendary Member

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    A Scotsman is suing the American broadcast company who denied him a $50,000 prize after they claimed he'd got the answer to the final question on the quiz show wrong. See what you think.

    Question master: "Where is Santa Fe?
    Scotsman: "The North Pole."
     
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  13. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Never let your printer know you're in a hurry. They can smell fear.
     
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  14. PaulB

    PaulB Legendary Member

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    What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?


    Attire.
     
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  15. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

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