Any good jokes ... ?

[EltonFrog]

I was in Wantage earlier today, a small conservative town, and I saw a couple weaving all over the street. I mean really!

Honestly - get a loom!

 

[Speicher]

I was in Wantage earlier today, a small conservative town, and I saw a couple weaving all over the street. I mean really!

Honestly - get a loom!

Not sure that I share your gloomy view of their warped activities.

 

[EltonFrog]

Not sure that I share your gloomy view of their warped activities.

Well, you see, it was sort of a joke, a play on words kind of thing.

Where’s the cloakroom?

 

[Speicher]

It's a Trek down the corridor.
On my mark, Warp Factor five, Mr Worf.

 

[Oldbloke]

My wife has just impulse bought a 20 foot high steel mirror off eBay

I've told her to take a long hard look at herself

& reflect on her decision?

 

[betty swollocks]

I was in Wantage earlier today, a small conservative town, and I saw a couple weaving all over the street. I mean really!

Honestly - get a loom!

A Conservative town would not have many weft wingers, would it?

 

[Cavalol]

You’re not allowed to keep score in Afghanistan. There’s a tally ban.

 

[Cavalol]

I have a Liquorice plant in my greenhouse.


I've been growing all sorts this year.

 

[Cavalol]

A man parked his car outside Buckingham Palace, and a security guard came dashing over and said: "You can't park there!"

"But I'm here to cut Prince Charles hair," said the man.

"Have you got a permit?" asked the guard.

"No, I've just got to trim a bit off the back and sides."

 

[Cavalol]

My friend has a rare skin condition, apparently when under stress his skin turns a battleship grey.

It’s genetic, his mother was a carrier.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife said if I took one more picture of her, she'd leave me.

That's when I snapped.

 

[Chris S]

No idea what you are on about. Not. A. Clue.

Star Trek

 

[Cavalol]

Beckham's lad turned up at Old Trafford to practice with the youth squad. Wondering which shirt to put on, he asked the team coach.

"Wear 4 out there, Romeo" came the response

 

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