Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

 

[roadrash]

^^^^^one like isn't enough^^^^^

 

[roadrash]

He just wants to be her teddy bear

as long as he isn't caught in a trap because he would be always on her mind

 

[CharlesF]

My husband pee’d me off, so when he wasn’t looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He’s been fixing it for the past 2 hours.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious!

 

[Threevok]

Why doesn't God allow pirates in Heaven ?

Because they are a bunch of Arrggh Souls

 

[Cavalol]

Thought my car used to be owned by an ex president of South Africa.

Turns out it was Nissan Main Dealer.

 

[PeteXXX]

Why isn't phonetic spelled with an 'F'?

 

[Cavalol]

At Henry V111s second wife's execution, her head accidentally rolled away and knocked over some bottles.


That was the birth of Ten Pin Boleyn.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[betty swollocks]

I went to a party organised by the RNLI.
It was great.

They really know how to push the boat out.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Threevok]

My wife has just impulse bought a 20 foot high steel mirror off eBay

I've told her to take a long hard look at herself

 

[screenman]