Any good jokes ... ?

[Dirk]

 

[Sharky]

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Is that Eileen Sheridan on the right?

 

[PeteXXX]

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Is that Maggie Thatcher on the left?

 

[Sharky]

Is that Maggie Thatcher on the left?

Maybe? But I do think the photo was a promotional shot for Hercules. The lady on the right, looks more than the average cyclist - look at her shoes - they look like proper cycling shoes and she is using toe clips as well.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[bruce1530]

I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day.
He said, " Only if you make up the time."
I said, " OK. It's 35 past 50.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Is that Eileen Sheridan on the right?

Looks like it

 

[Cavalol]

I noticed a load of random items on my bank statement (size 80 shoes, a bicycle horn, a huge plastic flower). I contacted my bank, and apparently my card has been clowned.

 

[morrisman]

I just subscribed to Shepherd's Weekly magazine.
I got a free pen.

 

[Dayvo]

I just subscribed to Shepherd's Weekly magazine.
I got a free pen.

Is it what ewe expected?

 

[Cavalol]

All the sheep jokes will be flocking in now, this thread will be ram full of them later.

 

[raleighnut]

All the sheep jokes will be flocking in now, this thread will be ram full of them later.

Bet we've herd most of them before.

 

[mistyoptic]

Is it what ewe expected?

I think he was fleeced

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Don't bother buying a Wombles coffee grinder - it's always either underground or overground.