Any good jokes ... ?

[benb]

All the sheep jokes will be flocking in now, this thread will be ram full of them later.

Sorry I'm a couple of days late with the sheep pun.
Better ungulate than never.

 

[PeteXXX]

Some of these lamb jokes should get the chop..

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I've had enough of the sheep puns - wool you all please stop?

 

[Hover Fly]

Yes, this thread's getting to be a calambity.

 

[roadrash]

absolutely baahhhking mad this thread

 

[raleighnut]

absolutely baahhhking mad this thread

Ewe cannot be serious.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Sorry I'm a couple of days late with the sheep pun.
Better ungulate than never.

Been ruminating over that for a while, eh?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Ewe cannot be serious.

Nothing's going to tup that

 

[Sharky]

My computer can't keep up with all these sheep jokes - I think it needs a larger ram.

 

[PeteXXX]

Maybe all these puns should be shepherd into an ewe thread..

 

[Electric_Andy]

Sheep

 

[roadrash]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIWOhisqrP8

 

[Arjimlad]

N+1 lawnmower,

anyone ?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Sheep + lawnmower = Lawnmower Deth - Sheep Dip

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTS_OWIiJT8

 

[Cavalol]

I’ve just been bitten in the leg by a bull terrier. I Googled the symptoms, and it said to elevate, and to keep comfortable and reassured. Right, I’ve held him up for 20 minutes or more and told him what a good boy he is, but now my arms are really tired, and I’m still losing a lot of blood from my leg.