Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

When I was younger I had a birthday party at the local laundrette. The highlight was pass the Persil.




(*Reaches for coat)

 

[PK99]

Bet we've herd most of them before.

And they were all baaad.

 

[oldfatfool]

If Prince Charles becomes king, will he pass the Duchy?

 

[Salty seadog]

When I was younger I had a birthday party at the local laundrette. The highlight was pass the Persil.




(*Reaches for coat)

This must be you before putting on all the coats you've earned in this thread.


View: https://youtu.be/0EQuJI43tYY

 

[Smokin Joe]

If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

I've sent an email to the Man from Del Monte and asked him what his favourite prog rock band is.

 

[Cavalol]

I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography, but no one believes me.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

 

[Cavalol]

Tesco are putting their vodka up by 1p to £20 tomorrow, so tonight I'm gonna party like its £19.99.

 

[Cavalol]

'Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?'

'No, son.'

 

[CharlesF]

Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

 

[Cavalol]

Prince Charles arrives in Iran on an official visit and says to the president "Where's the Shah?"

The President replies, "What do you mean? There isn't one. We got rid of the Shah years ago."

"In that case," says Charles, "could someone run me a bath?"

 

[morrisman]

The world’s tallest man was given a police escort to get to his hotel...you’d have thought they’d have chosen a more suitably sized car.

 

[Sharky]

The world’s tallest man was given a police escort to get to his hotel...you’d have thought they’d have chosen a more suitably sized car.

That's a tall story