Any good jokes ... ?

[CharlesF]

😂happy Burns Day!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

ODE TAE A FART
Oh wit a sleekit horrible beastie.
Lurks in yer belly efter a feastie.
Nae maiter wit ye dae abodys gonnae hiv tae pay.
Even if ye try tae stifle, its like a bullet oot a rifle.
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair, tae try an' stop the leakin air.
Shimmy yersel fae cheek tae cheek + pray tae god it disnae reek.
Oot it cums like a clap o thunder, ricochets aroon the room, michty me a sonic boom!
God al michty it fairly reeks, hope ah huvnae shoot my breeks! Happy burns day.

 

[Smokin Joe]

It is also St Dwynwen's Day, the Welch patron saint of lovers.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

 

[colly]

Well l Kant stand about talking philosophy all day l have to go to the Shopinanhour. I might try the new Nietzsche market.

 

[EltonFrog]

Well l Kant stand about talking philosophy all day l have to go to the Shopinanhour. I might try the new Nietzsche market.

Don’t forget Descarte to put your shopping in.

 

[colly]

Don’t forget Descarte to put your shopping in.

Indeed but have to get one with good wheels.
Wouldnt do to Spinoza all over the place, might get Confucius.

 

[EltonFrog]

Indeed but have to get one with good wheels.
Wouldnt do to Spinoza all over the place, might get Confucius.

Take it easy, you’ll never get Hume

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[mrandmrspoves]

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They make a cracking combination!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Andy_R]

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Oh dear, it's such a shame.....

 

[alicat]

^^^^ don't you mean, its such a shame?!

 

[Andy_R]

^^^^ don't you mean, its such a shame?!

Nope, as "it''s" is a contraction of "it is"

 

[Mr Celine]

Yesterday was Burns day and Chinese New Year. I wasn't going to have a chinese burns night but someone twisted my arm.

 

[alicat]

Nope, as "it''s" is a contraction of "it is"

And some fell on stony ground....