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CharlesF

Guru
Location
Glasgow
😂happy Burns Day!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

ODE TAE A FART
Oh wit a sleekit horrible beastie.
Lurks in yer belly efter a feastie.
Nae maiter wit ye dae abodys gonnae hiv tae pay.
Even if ye try tae stifle, its like a bullet oot a rifle.
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair, tae try an' stop the leakin air.
Shimmy yersel fae cheek tae cheek + pray tae god it disnae reek.
Oot it cums like a clap o thunder, ricochets aroon the room, michty me a sonic boom!
God al michty it fairly reeks, hope ah huvnae shoot my breeks! Happy burns day.
 
It is also St Dwynwen's Day, the Welch patron saint of lovers.
 

mrandmrspoves

Middle aged bald git.
Location
Narfuk
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mrandmrspoves

Middle aged bald git.
Location
Narfuk
 
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