Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

I get "page not found". Or is that the joke?

Yeah but it's how you tell them...............

 

[Dayvo]

I get "page not found". Or is that the joke?

Funny enough I clicked on it and could see it clearly.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Funny enough I clicked on it and could see it clearly.

I tried again but it's still this...

 

[Dayvo]

I tried again but it's still this...

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Hmmm you don't appear to have the touch!

I'll re-post another time. 📠

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Hmmm you don't appear to have the touch!

I'll re-post another time. 📠

No problem.
I'll tell you what though, it better be farking hilarious.

 

[Dayvo]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/p...7G9p3U2ZfD14hg1x57kbWemNEbVUjuWLqLI=w500-h288

 

[Dayvo]

Maybe not so funny in today's climate!

Seems like the Tories are still celebrating their election win by partying like it's 1939.

😡

 

[PaulB]

For Sale:

George Foreman Grill. Mohammed Ali DVDs. Both boxed.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Is it too much to ask for the Romans to re-invade Britain?
Someone's got to do something about the roads.

Shamelessly stolen from the Book of Faces.

 

[Smokin Joe]

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I yelled at my wife. "You've reversed the car over my motorbike!"
"It's your own fault," she said. "You're the one that left it in the shed."

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur and lent me her iPhone.
So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is furious!

 

[Cavalol]

If you mark a parcel 'Fragile', the sorting office staff have to throw it underarm.

 

[PaulB]

A man was shot last night with a starter pistol. The police reckon it was race related.

 

[PeteXXX]

Just been to the shop for 8 cans of sprite..
I’ve just realised I’ve only picked 7up!