Any good jokes ... ?

[Sharky]

√(Sid James / Hattie Jacques)
= 3(Charles Hawtrey) ± Kenneth Williams
That’s the Bernard Bre’s Law

Better close the thread now, otherwise, it will Carry on Forever

 

[Electric_Andy]

Oh stop messin' about

 

[newfhouse]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

(only a fraction of CC'ers will get this)

I thought that was going to be improper at first.

 

[Cavalol]

Doctor: "We've had the results of your tests back Mr Alol, and it appears your colon is out of place."
Me "Is it really?"
:

 

[neil_merseyside]

I thought that was going to be improper at first.

Do I have to tell a third time you aint half milking this thread.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Do I have to tell a third time you aint half milking this thread.

Clearly there’s going to be no quarter given.

 

[neil_merseyside]

Clearly there’s going to be no quarter given.

You in seventh heaven with that one?

 

[Sharky]

Doctor: "We've had the results of your tests back Mr Alol, and it appears your colon is out of place."
Me "Is it really?"
:

Took me a while to get that one.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

√(Sid James / Hattie Jacques)
= 3(Charles Hawtrey) ± Kenneth Williams
That’s the Bernard Bre’s Law

That joke's smarter than I look.

 

[newfhouse]

√(Sid James / Hattie Jacques)
= 3(Charles Hawtrey) ± Kenneth Williams
That’s the Bernard Bre’s Law

You forgot to carry on(e).

 

[ClichéGuevara]

"Dad, there's a man at the door with a bill"

"Don't be silly son, it'll be a duck with a hat on".

 

[Dave7]

I didn't get on with my uncle so was surprised to find he has just left me a stately home in his will.
I have no idea where Sod Hall is but I am really pleased.

 

[GM]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Tony the Frosties tiger once got trapped in my parents drain cover, their grrrrrate.