Any good jokes ... ?
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mistyoptic
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Not really a joke but a genuine headline from BBC News today. I had a chuckle wondering what it actually meant
mistyoptic
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I got talking to a recently widowed woman at a bar and she said her late husband had been very successful and had made a fortune.
"It's no use to him now but you'll be able to enjoy it" I said.
"Oh he still wants it!" she said.
"Well he can't take it with him."
"On his death bed he told me he wanted to be buried with all his money."
"Surely you didn't bury all that money. What a waste!"
"I did!"
"Really?"
"Well, I didn't want to withdraw so much cash so I wrote him a cheque for the total amount that was in our account and put it in his shirt pocket. He can have it if he cashes the cheque and if not..."
"It's no use to him now but you'll be able to enjoy it" I said.
"Oh he still wants it!" she said.
"Well he can't take it with him."
"On his death bed he told me he wanted to be buried with all his money."
"Surely you didn't bury all that money. What a waste!"
"I did!"
"Really?"
"Well, I didn't want to withdraw so much cash so I wrote him a cheque for the total amount that was in our account and put it in his shirt pocket. He can have it if he cashes the cheque and if not..."
Profpointy
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I had to read it more than once, but very good
betty swollocks
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It was the funeral of the inventor of the dishwasher yesterday.
His coffin was lowered into the ground, only to be taken out by his wife and put back in properly.
His coffin was lowered into the ground, only to be taken out by his wife and put back in properly.
Toshiba Boy
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Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Beebo
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I shouldn’t laugh because they killed millions.
But it looks like they are really enjoying it.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
It's the incongruity that makes it funny.
