Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Spotted an albino dalmation yesterday.

It was the least I could do.

 

[bruce1530]

" I failed my Australian traditional music exam! "
" Did you redo it "?

 

[Seevio]

Spotted an albino dalmation yesterday.

It was the least I could do.

Yay, it's dalmation joke day again!

 

[Profpointy]

Yay, it's dalmation joke day again!

OK, if you insist ...

The Dalmatian is the best breed of dog. It's a cheaper licence for a black and white

 

[Cavalol]

I have a phobia of giant clock faces - big time.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Went to a Chinese Takaway last night and asked for a sample of the specials. They gave me too much foo yung.

 

[Mugshot]

Went to a Chinese Takaway last night and asked for a sample of the specials. They gave me too much foo yung.

 

[Profpointy]

Went to a Chinese Takaway last night and asked for a sample of the specials. They gave me too much foo yung.

Groan !

But I did giggle

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Moon bunny]

My friend Paul who is only 4’6” tall has had his pocket picked.
How could anyone stoop so low?

 

[Smokin Joe]

My friend Paul who is only 4’6” tall has had his pocket picked.
How could anyone stoop so low?

I thought that was going to be the start of a filthy limerick

 

[Domus]

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two

 

[Smokin Joe]

There was a young lady from Lunt

But I'd better not go any further.