Any good jokes ... ?

[Ming the Merciless]

After Elvis climbs out of the Graceland swimming pool for the tenth time, Priscilla asks him what he is doing. He replies "Can't help falling in, love"

 

[benb]

Should you be in here, isn't there a party you could be good at.

Let's just say I find correcting factual errors in other people's jokes or answering joke questions seriously amusing. A joke itself if you like.

 

[Dave7]

Should you be in here, isn't there a party you could be good at.

I think all three of him should be there.

 

[Nibor]

Roses are red
Chocolates are brown
You're getting neither
So calm the feck down.

 

[Markymark]

Roses are red
my name is dave.
This makes no sense.
Microwave.

 

[Andy_R]

Roses are red
my name is dave.
This makes no sense.
Microwave.

That is so bad I had to give it a like.....just don't do it again

 

[EltonFrog]

Roses are red
my name is dave.
This makes no sense.
Microwave.

That made laugh out loud, the funniest thing I’ve read on this thread for months.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Roses are red
But not always
Some are yellow
And others are white
Just like my brother's kite

 

[ClichéGuevara]

One for valentines day...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
im schizophrenic
And so am I..

I'd never trust someone that sent me such a blatant lie. Violet's aren't blue, the clue's in the name.

*pedant alert* It's actually a typo, it should say something like "and violet's blew"

 

[Salty seadog]

Let's just say I find correcting factual errors in other people's jokes or answering joke questions seriously amusing. A joke itself if you like.

Well I supose that makes those posts off topic which is against the rulz.......I'm telling on you to the mods.....

 

[Andy_R]

Roses are available in a huge spectrum of colours

Violets are available in a limited range of colours by comparison

Nature is diverse and tends to defy simple classification which irritates those that insist on binary codification

I don't know you well enough to say I love you

 

[subaqua]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
June’s are green
Chloe’s are white
I am the knicker nicker....

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Valentine's Day and Arsenal can't even master Bate.

 

[EltonFrog]

Roses are available in a huge spectrum of colours

Violets are available in a limited range of colours by comparison

Nature is diverse and tends to defy simple classification which irritates those that insist on binary codification

I don't know you well enough to say I love you

Not exactly iambic pentameter that, is it?