Any good jokes ... ?

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Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
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colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
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Cavalol

Legendary Member
Location
Chester
Every time I give my dog fruit, he starts crying.

He’s a melon collie.
 

betty swollocks

large member
Yesterday I went down to my local supermarket and noticed that the first letter of the name above the store had fallen off. It said "ainsburys". So when, out of generosity I bought them a replacement, the manager thanked me for my largesse.

I stopped a shoplifter in Sainsbury's yesterday, by sitting on him and pinning him to the (fake) marble floor.
The manager thanked me for my largasse.
 
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