Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[rikki]

Thoughts and prayers going out to all the married men who have been telling their wives .... 'I'll get around to it when I have time.'

That's funny, and scary.

 

[Chris S]

Thoughts and prayers going out to all the married men who have been telling their wives .... 'I'll get around to it when I have time.'

Fortunately all the DIY stores have been closed

 

[mistyoptic]

Fortunately all the DIY stores have been closed

Can’t get off that light, apparently

 

[mistyoptic]

At least bicycle shops are excluded too (twice) 😉

 

[morrisman]

I've just learnt that cock fighting is done with chickens
That's two years of painful training wasted.

 

[PaulB]

 

[Profpointy]

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Groan !

 

[Maverick Goose]

I see Boris's GF is expecting a mini-B...clearly he didn't have a proper withdrawal agreement in place!

 

[raleighnut]

I see Boris's GF is expecting a mini-B...clearly he didn't have a proper withdrawal agreement in place!

Must have taken advice from Cummings.

 

[Cavalol]

My dad would hit us with the telephone - I was always on the receiving end.

 

[Cavalol]

Took me nearly 12 hours to work that out. Brilliant!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

I see that traffic wardens are observing social distancing and keeping two meters apart.

 

[Cavalol]