Any good jokes ... ?

[DaveReading]

Turns out humans eat more bananas than monkey's , it could well be true as I do not know anybody who eats monkey's.

I would imagine that, if you were to eat monkey's bananas, he or she would not be pleased.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Bananas without the "b" are pineapples

 

[swee'pea99]

Bananas without the "b" are pineapples

And pineapples without the pine are apples

 

[bruce1530]

...

And pineapples without the pine are apples

And apples without the p are nice drinks

 

[Chris S]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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Which, as most men know, is entirely unnecessary.

 

[mistyoptic]

Which, as most men know, is entirely unnecessary.

on the other hand...

View: https://youtu.be/qJmgLqQ-uog

 

[newfhouse]

 

[tyred]

My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.

 

[monkers]

My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.

My uncle worked in the pits and was killed by a falling piano. The music at his send off was in A flat minor.

 

[Sharky]

My uncle worked in the pits and was killed by a falling piano. The music at his send off was in A flat minor.

I would never work in the pits
It's beneath me

 

[monkers]

I would never work in the pits
It's beneath me

I don't blame you. They wanted me to be a reciprocal; but nobody's getting one over me.

 

[Beebo]

...

And apples without the p are nice drinks

And this is ales without the a.

 

[Cavalol]

My old geography teacher was the best.

I wouldn't swap him for all the tea in Denmark.

 

[Cavalol]

I've got a new job, collecting boys' jumpers left in parks.

It's not easy - they keep moving the goalposts.