Any good jokes ... ?

[newfhouse]

To think I used to be a massive fan of the band Level 42.

Looking back, it's so bizarre.

Did your parents feel the same?

 

[Cavalol]

Before we get to Movember, if anyone wants to sponsor me to only eat triangular Swiss chocolate, for the whole of next month I’m doing Octoblerone.

 

[Cavalol]

I accidentally sat on a box of chocolates whilst naked, and now I'm trying to search for the Hero inside myself.

 

[oldfatfool]

I accidentally sat on a box of chocolates whilst naked, and now I'm trying to search for the Hero inside myself.

Well you know what they say about a little bit of what you fancy, not to mention a finger of fudge.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Beebo]

I accidentally sat on a box of chocolates whilst naked, and now I'm trying to search for the Hero inside myself.

Lucky it wasn’t a chocolate orange.

 

[raleighnut]

Lucky it wasn’t a chocolate orange.

Or an unboxed Toblerone

 

[Dayvo]

Lucky it wasn’t a chocolate orange.

Bloody lucky it wasn't an aero bar! 😳😱

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

H has been kidnapped.

If the ransom demands are not met, then further Steps will be taken.

 

[Bad Machine]

I found an old Ladybird book whilst tidying up.....

I

 

[Salty seadog]

Or an unboxed Toblerone

Ouch.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Bad Machine]

More Ladybird books.

 

[raleighnut]

Ouch.

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