Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

I stopped a bloke on a dark and quiet street in Leeds.I said have you seen any policemen about.No he replied.Good so I mugged him.

 

[roadrash]

Where's Richard Hammond?

sat behind james may

 

[postman]

Just rung the hospital.My next door neighbour swallowed ,five one pound coins.I asked if he was ok,no change the nurse told me.

 

[Domus]

A mate of mine is in hospital with severe premature ejaculation. I phoned to see how he was doing, the nurse said it was still touch and go.

 

[Cavalol]

We were so poor growing up that for breakfast we had Ordinary K.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

Men, if a woman is going crazy, simple explain to her she is over-reacting and she will realise what you are saying is absolutely correct and will calm right down.

 

[Dayvo]

A friend of mine has recently quit his job as a taxi driver.

He's sick and tired of people talking behind his back.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I lost my job as a signrwiter on the very first day

 

[raleighnut]

I lost my job as a signrwiter on the very first day

You could have been a tattooist,

 

[JtB]

Translation:
Not everything is as it seems
I also had to look twice.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

When's International Women's Day?
March 8th

When's International Men's Day?
The other 364

 

[PaulB]

What I if told you....

You read that wrong?