Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Deja Vue.

The feeling that you’ve been to this cinema before.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Didn't go to the gym this morning. That's six years in a row.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dave7]

I have a male friend that likes to dress like a Nun.
I told him its a bad habit to get into.

 

[Dave7]

It was my wife's birthday yesterday so I booked the best table.
I never realised she hated snooker.

 

[Arjimlad]

I once bought an Elvis record at the market called ‘Wooden Leg’.

I said to the man ‘I thought it was called ‘Wooden Heart’ ?’

He said ‘Yes, but this is a pirate copy...

 

[PeteXXX]

Top advice!!

 

[PaulB]

Nothing in the English language starts with an 'n' and ends in a 'g'.

 

[PaulB]

 

[Chris S]

Nothing in the English language starts with an 'n' and ends in a 'g'.

How about 'nog'?
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/nog

 

[Dave7]

How about 'nog'?
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/nog

Or nag.
See @MrsD.nag.uk

 

[PeteXXX]

Or nag.
See @MrsD.nag.uk

How about nauseating 🤢

Or just Nothing? 🤔

 

[Andy_R]

Latest from Mars:

 

[Cavalol]

I bet Rick Astley really struggles at Lent.