Any good jokes ... ?

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Dag Hammar

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Essex
So I said to the girl on the Tesco's checkout, "Can you knock a bit off this, it's got today's date on it" and she said, "Look, do you want that newspaper or not?"
The joke above reminded me of one I heard years ago.........

A man goes into Smiths and says to the pretty young female assistant “ Do you keep stationery ?” And she replies blushingly, “ No, I like to writhe around a bit”
 
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tyred

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Ireland
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