Any good jokes ... ?

[Chislenko]

Lee walked out on the partnership, Peters walked into the piano.

 

[Dave7]

Maybe this should go in factoids but......

Several years of research around the Australian and South African coast has shown that sharks only eat humans when they are wet. So........as long as people stay dry they should be safe.

 

[PaulB]

Maybe this is the wrong forum for this one because I just made a bike out of spaghetti.

Yeah, you're all laughing and so was my wife 'til I cycled pasta.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to put the bulb in the fitting and the other one to give it a twist at the end.

 

[Andy_R]

I just took a poll, and 100% of people were quite annoyed when their tent fell down...

 

[cisamcgu]

I just took a poll, and 100% of people were quite annoyed when their tent fell down...

That is very funny

 

[PaulB]

Just a reminder that there's a new hard-hitting documentary about curtain twitchers starting tonight. It's on net-flicks.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

My girlfriend says she doesn’t trust me.

I guess that’s just one more thing she has in common with my wife.

 

[raleighnut]

My girlfriend says she doesn’t trust me.

I guess that’s just one more thing she has in common with my wife.

could be cos you're an peanut though

 

[houblon]

I just took a poll, and 100% of people were quite annoyed when their tent fell down...

I don't believe it. 83% of statistics are made up.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

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Shouldn’t the placard say “Faux News”? 😎