Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

I have just bought a fountain pen that can write underwater.It writes other words too.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

Despite losing at home to Brighton today Manchester United fans have something to be cheerful about.The ground staff won an award for the best looking pitch.Asked their secret they answered have you seen how much manure we put on the pitch every other week,it costs millions.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Went to a friend's funeral yesterday. He died after being hit on the head by a Tennis Ball. It was a lovely service

 

[bruce1530]

With thanks to Tony Blackburn on Sounds of the 60’s ?

Two Ronnies, early 70s, I think...

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

I've had a very strange day. First I found a hat full of money. Then I got chased by a very angry man with a guitar.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

Seems to be the industrial vehicle mating season

 

[PeteXXX]

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I love that song 👌

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Salty seadog]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1104026803527398?extid=chYV2B&fs=e

 

[Profpointy]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1104026803527398?extid=chYV2B&fs=e

For anyone dithering, yes, this is worth clicking the linky.