Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

I help out at the local church as a bell ringer.
I have never done it before so they are just showing me the ropes.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

[Venod]

 

[morrisman]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

My friend, Tony, asked me not to say his name backwards.

'y not, I replied?'

 

[tyred]

 

[Dag Hammar]

Two nuns are riding their bikes through a cobbled street.
One nun says to the other nun, I haven’t come this way before.

 

[Chris S]

Two nuns are riding their bikes through a cobbled street.
One nun says to the other nun, I haven’t come this way before.

That crops up every few years

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/page-339#post-4930155

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/page-73#post-2717431

 

[craigwend]

https://x.com/talkbees_/status/1794805648104013842

 

[PK99]

Absolutely disgusted with Currys. Just bought a new 75" TV to watch the Premier League next season but it's come with no Leeds……..

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

That crops up every few years

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/page-339#post-4930155

That's up before, too

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/page-581#post-5596930

 

[Toshiba Boy]