Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Gwylan]

They should do a remake of West Side Story but have it set in 1400s Italy and have it be two warring families instead if gangs.

Genius

 

[Gwylan]

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Agnes or Angus? You can choose

 

[Toshiba Boy]

They should do a remake of West Side Story but have it set in 1400s Italy and have it be two warring families instead of gangs.

If they did do that, my wife would want a balcony seat to watch the show.

 

[kynikos]

If they did do that, my wife would want a balcony seat to watch the show.

Careful where you buy the tickets - there's a lot of Sharks out there.

 

[Dave7]

I remember having a row with my wife and didn't see her for 2 day afterwards.
By day 3 I could just about open my eyes.

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[richardfm]

Life lessons learned from watching movies

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Life lessons learned from watching movies
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17 has some truth to it. The German shepherd I had many years ago really did not like my mother’s new husband. He turned out to be a nasty bugger.

 

[morrisman]

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[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

@Mad Doug Biker I heard the same joke about Marc Almond!

 

[SteveO69]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@Mad Doug Biker I heard the same joke about Marc Almond!

I deleted it before it caused a scene 🤣