Any good jokes ... ?

[richardfm]

I had a spam email this morning from this address.
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I wonder if it’s a comment on drinking beer in Cardiff?

Well Brains SA was once known as "Skull Attack"

 

[tyred]

 

[Gwylan]

Well Brains SA was once known as "Skull Attack"

Well it was brewed in Caroline Street, hardly an avenue of virtue.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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March
Cambridgeshire

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[Tribansman]

March
Cambridgeshire

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Yep, easy to find .... you just Go West from the train station

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

It takes ten years to train as a doctor.

And it takes two minutes for a doctor's receptionist to know more than the doctor.

 

[BigSid]

This in the retirement thread

£10 million for a front door...

... how on Earth can the Peers entrance door to the Palace of Westminster cost £10 million - and, it doesn't work properly either.

Beyond belief what some publicly funded projects cost.

Reminded me of this

Obama wanted a new fence around the Rose Garden so put it out to tender.
1st contractor: I'll do it for $1000.
Government official: How does that breakdown?
1st contractor: $300 for parts, $400 for my crew and $300 profit for me.
2nd contractor: I'll do it for $1500.
Government official: How does that breakdown?
2nd contractor: $400 for parts, $600 for my crew and $500 profit for me.
3rd contractor: I'll do it for $3000.
Government official: How does that breakdown?
3rd contractor: $1000 for me, $1000 for you and we get the 1st contractor to do the job.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Jenkins]

Yep, easy to find .... you just Go West from the train station

At the risk of ruining the joke, the shops are almost directly due south of the train station - I've cycled past them.

 

[craigwend]