Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

Life hack: Put vodka in a cough syrup bottle so you can do shots at work. As a bonus, everyone will think you're ill and stay away from you.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[SuffolkBlue]

Life hack: Put vodka in a cough syrup bottle so you can do shots at work. As a bonus, everyone will think you're ill and stay away from you.

Worked with a chap (functioning alcoholic) who used to do this although it wasn't always a medicine bottle. Took a while for colleagues and Management to work out!!

 

[swee'pea99]

When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely. Since then I've got a dog, bought a new motorbike, slept with two other women and blown a grand on drink and drugs.

She's going to go f*g mental when she gets back from work.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Worked with a chap (functioning alcoholic) who used to do this although it wasn't always a medicine bottle. Took a while for colleagues and Management to work out!!

I worked with an IT contractor who did stuff like that

he used to have to "go and get a print out" quite often
which meant going to the far side of the computer room and being out of sight while getting it off the pile of other prints

although - to be fair - the alcoholic who was the biggest problem (collapsing in the office was the final straw!) was less obvious unless you knew him
or checked his work

both these worked for me when I was leading a team of 25 programmers
my view that neither should have their contracts renewed were ignored on several occasions

 

[Cavalol]

Just discovered after all this time that I'm a vampire.

I'm so ashamed.

I can't even look at myself in the mirror.

 

[postman]

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Now aged 75 and recovering from cancer,i often wonder about people i have lost.Maybe i was too young at the time to be a guide.

 

[tyred]