Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Took my Cocker Spaniel to the local dog show at the weekend. Felt quite confident but a Jack Russell won first place, a Westie came second and a Yorkie came third.

Starting to think the judges had an all terrier motive.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

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I think I suffer from that.

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Gwylan]

999 calls are free from phone boxes.

Maybe it's not an emergency

 

[Gwylan]

IT was invented by old farts. (Not necessarily grumpy, some of the grumpiest grumps I know are well under 40)

A farts a fart, don't worry about the noise. The smelly ones you don't hear coming that are dangerous.
I speak of IT specialists.

 

[Gwylan]

Keep looking at this but it's not jumping out at me......put me out of my misery .

Someone else do it!

 

[Gwylan]

I say, I say, I say - what's black & white and red all over?

The comprehensively mashed Badger I saw on the A68 this morning.

(Maybe I should have put this in the wildlife thread).

Have you sent thoughts and condolences on their loss to his family, friends and the extended badger community?

 

[Jameshow]

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Sorry but that hasn't a 747 - 737 or a a320?!!

 

[Windle]

Have you sent thoughts and condolences on their loss to his family, friends and the extended badger community?

Afraid not, I've no idea where they live - I've never seen a live one.

On a positive note, the crows had a good feed.

 

[Windle]

Sorry but that hasn't a 747 - 737 or a a320?!!

It's a 777, or it could be an Airbus A330, I'm not anorak enough to tell. The 'face' looks Boeing though. I normally only see the underside of the Emirates one as it heads over ours towards Newcastle.

 

[AndyRM]

Perish the though that a daft joke should be inaccurate...

 

[Cavalol]

Sorry but that hasn't a 747 - 737 or a a320?!!

Sorry, but that hasn't should be an isn't.