Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[kynikos]

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...and then again with Rapture: "My, my, Flash is fast, Flash is cool"

 

[raleighnut]

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Aye so she nicked a John Holt song from the 60's

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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could be rephrased as


I went to a psychic the other day and she revealed that my wife would suffer a traumatic injury next year


she was very unclear about whether or not I would be found guilty

 

[Dave7]

Crotchless panties are a really bad idea.
Panties are supposed to cover while teasing and tantalising.
Besides which they offer no support for my testicles.

 

[Gwylan]

Crotchless panties are a really bad idea.
Panties are supposed to cover while teasing and tantalising.
Besides which they offer no support for my testicles.

Is that really why people wear pants?

 

[matticus]

 

[Dave7]

According to Tetleys the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So......every morning I slap her bum and say "2 sugars fatty".

 

[MichaelW2]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[rikki]

According to Tetleys the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So......every morning I slap her bum and say "2 sugars fatty".

There's a risk that you will get something other than two sugars in your tea.

 

[Profpointy]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I don't know, how do you keep an idiot in suspense ?

 

[Gwylan]

I don't know, how do you keep an idiot in suspense ?

Boom! Boom!

 

[Mike Ayling]

Boom! Boom!

That one always works!

 

[tyred]