Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Mike Ayling]

Boom! Boom!

A suitable response is " Tell you later"

 

[Windle]

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Buster, is that you?

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Little Johnny, normally the noisiest in class was unusually quiet.
The teacher asked him "what's the problem Johnny"?
Johnny replied "its my granddad, he got burned yesterday".
The teacher said "that's sad, is it bad"?
Johnny replied "well they don't fcuk around at the crematorium".

 

[T4tomo]

I’ve just learned that the area in a Nando’s between the front door and the back door is called the peri-perineum

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I’ve just learned that the area in a Nando’s between the front door and the back door is called the peri-perineum

Makes sense. Food tastes like ......

 

[Dave7]

I have just watched a long BBC news story on drugs.
I think that's how I will watch all news stories from now on.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Saw this - many years ago and posted it to a photo web site I used a lot at the time

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Saw this - many years ago and posted it to a photo web site I used a lot at the time



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In Scarborough, there’s a sign combining
Hospital, Cemetery & Crematorium

 

[Gwylan]

In Scarborough, there’s a sign combining
Hospital, Cemetery & Crematorium


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It's the rhythm of life

 

[Electric_Andy]

In Scarborough, there’s a sign combining
Hospital, Cemetery & Crematorium


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I've heard of combined services but that's a bit harsh!