Any good jokes ... ?

[Richard A Thackeray]

I've heard of combined services but that's a bit harsh!

All it needs is a sign for ‘Maternity Services’ too?

 

[Jameshow]

All it needs is a sign for ‘Maternity Services’ too?

Family planning first!

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Family planning first!

Then it needs a pub.

 

[Chris S]

Family planning first!

 

[DRM]

In Scarborough, there’s a sign combining
Hospital, Cemetery & Crematorium


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Seen that! Hatch, Crash & dispatch!!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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[tyred]

 

[classic33]

News just in from the Nestle factory tonight.
A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

 

[Profpointy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

Humans belong to the Deuterostome group.
Deuterostome is from the Greek word meaning 'mouth 2nd' .........so to start with humans are just a*seholes.
Some politicians never develope from that stage.

 

[Dave7]

Boy......."Mum, meet my new girlfriend"
Mum....."couldn't you do any better" ?
Boy......."Mum!!! I love her".
Mum....."its her I'm talking to".

 

[presta]