Any good jokes ... ?
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classic33
Leg End Member
Paddy was walking down the street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand-new Mercedes.
Mick pulled up with a big grin.
Paddy asked, “Mick, where’d you get that car?”
Mick replied, “Sue gave it to me.”
Paddy looked shocked. “She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, lad… but a new Merc?”
Mick said, “Well, let me tell you what happened…
We were driving on a country road at 6 in the morning, in the middle of nowhere. Sue suddenly pulled over, headed into the woods, parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes, and said,
‘Mick, take whatever you want.’”
“So I took the car!”
Paddy nodded and said,
“You’re a smart man, Mick… her clothes would’nt have fitted you anyway.”
Mick pulled up with a big grin.
Paddy asked, “Mick, where’d you get that car?”
Mick replied, “Sue gave it to me.”
Paddy looked shocked. “She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, lad… but a new Merc?”
Mick said, “Well, let me tell you what happened…
We were driving on a country road at 6 in the morning, in the middle of nowhere. Sue suddenly pulled over, headed into the woods, parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes, and said,
‘Mick, take whatever you want.’”
“So I took the car!”
Paddy nodded and said,
“You’re a smart man, Mick… her clothes would’nt have fitted you anyway.”
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
I got a 24 hour ban for less than that!
Toshiba Boy
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- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Don't make me go faraging around to find the post.
Jameshow
Guru
????
His morning.🫣
A guy meets a girl in the pub.
He says "I have my own building company, I have 8" down there and I can last all night".
She thinks it sounded good so took him home.
In the morning she said "well you only lasted 3 minutes and only have 5"......what happened to the 8" and lasting all night"?
He said........
"I'm a builder love, that was an estimate"
He says "I have my own building company, I have 8" down there and I can last all night".
She thinks it sounded good so took him home.
In the morning she said "well you only lasted 3 minutes and only have 5"......what happened to the 8" and lasting all night"?
He said........
"I'm a builder love, that was an estimate"
