Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

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He needs to keep a spare under a knitted dolly thing on top of the cistern.

 

[tyred]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

He needs to keep a spare under a knitted dolly thing on top of the cistern.

Modern equivalent. I have some 3D printed at home.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Modern equivalent. I have some 3D printed at home.
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Oooh, superb, very much above the bog standard.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[mikeIow]

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

If I had a £1 for every time I thought of my wife and kids .....


I would think of them a lot more.

 

[matticus]

 

[Cavalol]

l've never owned a pair of binoculars before.

But it's something I'd like to look into.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just finished a book on how to clear the leaves on your drive by Ray King.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

School teacher: If I have six bottles in one hand and two bottles in the other hand, what have I got?
Pupil: A drink problem!