Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

One of the comedians told of having two imaginary friends as a child. She ended up even more lonely as they would only play with each other

I used to have an imaginary enemy. He would break things and then leave them for me to find.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I used to have an imaginary enemy. He would break things and then leave them for me to find.

think my grand kids have one of them!!!

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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That happened to the dad of the guy who’s moved in opposite us
It was in a BuMW convertible
I helped him to scrub/swill the paint down the road
Thankfully it was emulsion

 

[Chris S]

Beware of a new ebay scam. My husband ordered me some expensive clothes but a new bike came instead. Fortunately it's his size.

 

[Dave7]

Last night I switched the TV on and there was a guy giving me a great list of things to do.
After a while I realised it was a religious program and it was a list of things I shouldn't do.

 

[Profpointy]

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I did something similar taking old
paint to the dump. One tin lost its lid as I was taking it out of my "new" (to me at any rate) Honda. Fortunately it was water based emulsion and I got most of it off

 

[Dave7]

There's a guy that just hates his wife's cat, so he puts it in the car, drives a mile to the park and releases it. He gets home and opens the door only to find the cat looking at him.
Next day he takes the cat 5 miles away and releases it. Gets home and there's the cat looking at him.
Next day he drives for an hour, out into the country, into a forest then releases it. 2 hours later he phones his wife and asks if the cat was there. She says "yes, he is". The guy says "put the little b*stard on the phone then.....I'm lost".

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

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