Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

My neighbour has asked if i would treat our new fence.So i took it shopping today.

 

[Chris S]

 

[king of the mole hills]

My neighbour has asked if i would treat our new fence.So i took it shopping today.

2am this morning I hear a noise and people are nicking my garden gate
I look out the window and watch them then I go back to sleep
In morning wife says why didn't I shout and try to stop them
I said I was going to but I didn't want them to take a fence

 

[Cavalol]

Of course, now we google it, watch three YouTube videos, and still manage to break it because they're all about a slightly different version.
is takes about three hours longer than before, but that's progress.

...and got frustrated because the people in the videos waffled on for ages before showing you how to fix it.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Vapin' Joe]

...and got frustrated because the people in the videos waffled on for ages before showing you how to fix it.

That seriously gets on my tits.

No music, no introductions, just a simple step by step guide is all I want. Anymore and I turn it off and look somewhere else.