Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Punkawallah]

“I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions! ‘Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?' Sheesh!

 

[Chris S]

 

[dicko]

 

[tyred]

 

[Punkawallah]

Fun fact. Proportionate to their (successful) invasion of Grenada, the Americans would need about 37 million troops to invade Greenland.

 

[srj10]

I went to a class for budding kleptomaniacs.
I took some notes, then left.

I've often heard that ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell, looking at it now, I see why.

 

[tyred]

I went to a class for budding kleptomaniacs.
I took some notes, then left.

I've often heard that ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell, looking at it now, I see why.

I suffer from maniokleptia.

I go into shops and leave things sitting on the counter.

 

[tyred]