Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

from a marketing point of view - everyone will remember him with that name!!!

That's what I meant - he changed it to 'Dick Chopp' for commercial reasons.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

That's what I meant - he changed it to 'Dick Chopp' for commercial reasons.

Could be

 

[Sharky]

A bit disappointed with "Digging for Britain", they never come up with anything new!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A bit disappointed with "Digging for Britain", they never come up with anything new!

Problem with archaeologists is that they will date anything!

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[newts]

 

[Dave7]

I took a laxative this morning and washed it down with holy water. I'm about to start a religious movement.

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

These modern smart watches can detect so much now…

 

[postman]

Scientists say that one day we could live on Mars. I tried it once — put on three stone and ended up with type 2 diabetes

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

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I see what you did there 😂

 

[Dave7]

An Irish labourer takes up art and quickly gains a reputation as an excellent artist.
One day a beautiful woman knocks on the door and asks if he would paint her in the nude. He hesitates and she says "i will pay you €10K".
He tells her to wait while he asks his wife if it's OK.
When he gets back he tells her "ok, the wife agrees. One thing though, I'll have to leave my socks on for something to wipe the brushes on"

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A cosmetic surgery company has announced a major new advance in options they offer

They are now including a breast enlargement option that includes a music player and ability to download music
and to play it using inbuilt speaker

Price vary depending on storage options and speaker size

This has come up due to some intense research showing that women are always complaining how men are always looking at their tits and never listening to them