Any good jokes ... ?
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Dave the scouser is on 'who wants to be a millionaire'. He is already £500K and not used any lifeline.
Tarrant says "right Dave, for £1M.....who was the great train robber.....
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie Woods or
Ronnie Corbett ?
Dave says "Chris, I'll take the £500K thanks"
Tarrant says "Dave, you have 3 lifelines".
Dave says " no thanks, I'll take the £500K".
Tarrant says "ok Dave, but you must be mad. Shall I tell you the answer"?
Dave says "i already know the answer Chris".
Tarrant is gobsmacked and asks "well why didn't you say it then"?
Dave says " i might be a lot of things but im not a grass'
Tarrant says "right Dave, for £1M.....who was the great train robber.....
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie Woods or
Ronnie Corbett ?
Dave says "Chris, I'll take the £500K thanks"
Tarrant says "Dave, you have 3 lifelines".
Dave says " no thanks, I'll take the £500K".
Tarrant says "ok Dave, but you must be mad. Shall I tell you the answer"?
Dave says "i already know the answer Chris".
Tarrant is gobsmacked and asks "well why didn't you say it then"?
Dave says " i might be a lot of things but im not a grass'
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Widnes
You don;t know my wife
no way I would get her into a pub and out without a drink!
never mind 10!
This is a woman who I left in a pub on the high street so I could take the car home and geta taxi back
and I got back and she had got a bottle of wine "because I didn;t have enough money for a glass but if you buy a bottle you can use a card"
Oh - and when I got there she was sniffing a strange man's beard
(he was gay and with his partner - apparently he had nice after shave
(minor point - do men with beards use aftershave)
she is a one off!!!
Yes I have a beard and wear after shave. It’s just perfume for men.
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Widnes
I heard that when they were looking at how to expand the sales of perfume they realised that it was only sold to women
so they looked at how to seel it to men
hence the name "after shave"
it sounds "manly"
apparently
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
A small boy chains his bike to the railings outside the Houses of Parliament. A policeman comes over and says, "You can't leave your bike there, don't you know where you are?" "It's OK," says the boy, "It's well secured."
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Widnes
He would also be asking if anyone had paused his Strava!
Mike Ayling
Guru
- Location
- Melbourne Downunda
Yes, we get through litres of the stuff!
