Any good jokes ... ?

[Mr Celine]

Beautiful Daughter just discovered this one:

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"
"A Stick."

She's 11 years old: we don't have Christmas crackers in Germany.

"What's brown and sticky?"




"A stick."

 

[Jameshow]

"What's brown and sticky?"




"A stick."

Why can't beavers use a frying pan?
Because they're non stick!

 

[Andy in Germany]

"What's brown and sticky?"




"A stick."

That got a good five minutes giggling, along with:

"What's invisible and smells of carrots?"





"Bunny farts"

 

[craigwend]

 

[SteveO69]

What’s got 8 arms and terrorises the ocean?


Billy the Squid

 

[Dave7]

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My kind of humour that.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I’ve just seen a man with no arms cycle past me.

I’m not sure of his name, but his face rang a bell.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

What’s got 8 arms and terrorises the ocean?


Billy the Squid

DOn't squid have 10 arms and 8 is an Octopus????

 

[AndyRM]

DOn't squid have 10 arms and 8 is an Octopus????

8 arms, 2 tentacles. Similar but different, like fingers and thumbs.

 

[Mike Ayling]

DOn't squid have 10 arms and 8 is an Octopus????

Don't be so pedantic!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Don't be so pedantic!

Judging by the first reply to my comments
I was not pedantic enough!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Just got home after taking the kids to school to find the front door of the house has been kicked in. Thankfully it looks like they've not taken much but they've emptied my fruit bowl.

I'm peachless.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Situation normal on some days!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Just got home after taking the kids to school to find the front door of the house has been kicked in. Thankfully it looks like they've not taken much but they've emptied my fruit bowl.

I'm peachless.

Core blimey! Have you called the Peelers?

Bugger when things go pear shaped.