Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

Just got home after taking the kids to school to find the front door of the house has been kicked in. Thankfully it looks like they've not taken much but they've emptied my fruit bowl.

I'm peachless.

Core blimey! Have you called the Peelers?

Bugger when things go pear shaped.

 

[Dave7]

Ages ago I started a group and called it 999 megabytes.
We haven't got a gig yet.

 

[icowden]

 

[Windle]

Core blimey! Have you called the Peelers?

Bugger when things go pear shaped.

Here come the punnets again.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Here come the punnets again.

I thought that was sour grapes when I first read it.