Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

My wife went to Indonesia.
Djakarta?
No, she flew.

You beat me to it! Though it should really be "I took my wife..." for it to entirely make sense

 

[DRM]

On my stay at an American hotel, I broke the bathroom tap, I reported iI've broken the tap, and the manager said Faucet, no, I said, it just came off in my hand

 

[DRM]

Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited while his billy boiled

that's not the lyrics Banjo Patterson wrote

 

[tyred]

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I know it probably cost more than I'm likely to earn in a lifetime, but I have to say that is the most ugly monstrosity I have ever seen. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[tyred]

 

[DRM]

I know it probably cost more than I'm likely to earn in a lifetime, but I have to say that is the most ugly monstrosity I have ever seen. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

You're not alone it's hideous bling laden carp

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

I just met a woman called Camembert Larson. She said her sister was a famous actress but wouldn't tell me what her name was.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm playing a gig tonight with my band the Ready Meals.

We're the warm up act.

 

[Cavalol]

Does anyone know the acronym for a machine that dispenses cash? I’ve been trying to think of it but I just can’t atm.