I rang the DHSS today,i explained i was in remission from cancer,and i fancied moving to Spain for my health,could i take my pension with me.Plus could i claim £40,000 for leaving,she asked where did i live,i replied Leeds Yorkshire.She said i had to start in Cornwall,is the office there then,she said no that is where the queue begins.
Any good jokes ... ?
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FishFright
More wheels than sense
The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
Regular.Cyclist
Veteran
- Location
- South West Scotland 🏴
Wasn’t sure if there was a problem with my 3D printer or not so I printed this just in case.
A 7 Yr old and a 4 Yr old are talking. The 7 Yr old says "i think its time we started swearing. Tomorrow at breakfast, I'll go 1st then you".
So next morning as they sit at the table the Mum asks what they want.
The 7 Yr old says "get me some coco pops bitch".
Whack, the kid goes flying across the kitchen.
Mum says to the 4 Yr old " and what would you like"?
He says "i dont know but it won't be ****ing coco pops".
So next morning as they sit at the table the Mum asks what they want.
The 7 Yr old says "get me some coco pops bitch".
Whack, the kid goes flying across the kitchen.
Mum says to the 4 Yr old " and what would you like"?
He says "i dont know but it won't be ****ing coco pops".
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
