Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

It was my birthday yesterday and I bought a tin of creosote as I decided to treat myself.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do.

Then I remembered,

Wetherspoons do an all day breakfast for just £6.09.

 

[Sharky]

There was a break in at Microsoft, during office hours and none of the staff even noticed ...

They were so very used to the sound of windows crashing.

 

[tyred]

 

[lenfield]

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Isn't it funny how you can spend the whole night trying to find a comfortable position to get to sleep, yet when it's time to get up you can sleep in any position.