Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Police found a dead Evri driver in my garden. They asked if I recognise him. I said "he doesn't ring a bell".

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I used to know a one legged Chinese man named Thai Won Shu.

Little aside - I saw a charity many years ago that used to go to shoe shops as get shoes that had no match for the other foot
apparently sometimes one shoe gets damaged - or arrives substandard, and they are sort of left with it

but this charity took them and passed them on to amputees that only needed one shoe!