I found a BBQ organised on the beach whilst at the seaside, but in order to get free BBQ food you had to be baptized in the sea by a Preacher, soon it was my turn, I was dunked in to the sea, when I was brought back up the Preacher asks if I had seen the lord, no, I said, so I was dunked again,did you see the lord, no I said, so I was dunked a further 3 times, on the 5th time the Preacher says again, did you see the lord, no I said, are you sure this is where he fell in !
