Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

I asked my doctor for advice as every time I took a drink of tea, I got a pain in my eye.

He suggested removing the tea spoon from the cup first.

 

[DRM]

I found a BBQ organised on the beach whilst at the seaside, but in order to get free BBQ food you had to be baptized in the sea by a Preacher, soon it was my turn, I was dunked in to the sea, when I was brought back up the Preacher asks if I had seen the lord, no, I said, so I was dunked again,did you see the lord, no I said, so I was dunked a further 3 times, on the 5th time the Preacher says again, did you see the lord, no I said, are you sure this is where he fell in !

 

[Punkawallah]

I asked my doctor for advice as every time I took a drink of tea, I got a pain in my eye.

He suggested removing the tea spoon from the cup first.

Why do you put a spoon in your eye before drinking tea? :-)

 

[EckyH]

Why do you put a spoon in your eye before drinking tea? :-)

Buy one cup of tea and get a spoon for free!

E.

 

[markemark]

Having a spoon jabbing into my eye is nicer than drinking tea.

 

[Punkawallah]

Having a spoon jabbing into my eye is nicer than drinking tea.

Heretic!

 

[raleighnut]

Heretic!

I partly agree with him, that milky sweetened muck that passes for a drink is awful but Green Tea (same leaves but prepared in the Chinese manner as opposed to the Indian method) is lovely, light and refreshing it doesn't need Milk or Sugar.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I partly agree with him, that milky sweetened muck that passes for a drink is awful but Green Tea (same leaves but prepared in the Chinese manner as opposed to the Indian method) is lovely, light and refreshing it doesn't need Milk or Sugar.

Yorkshire Tea; black, no sugar!

 

[Cavalol]

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex321]

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What on earth is funny about that?

 

[EckyH]

What on earth is funny about that?

That it might be a coincidence, not a causality.
Then it's just schadenfreude.

E.

 

[Dave7]

The astronaughts that just circled the moon have reported finding new life on the moon. They are Martians with 3 bollocks. They are 'extrateresticles'.

 

[swee'pea99]

The astronaughts that just circled the moon have reported finding new life on the moon. They are Martians with 3 bollocks. They are 'extrateresticles'.

Brings to mind....

Frank Muir had only one, having lost the other to infection. On a panel game, another guest accused him of being diabolical, to which he instantly replied: "No, I'm monobolical."