Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car? 🤔

 

[mistyoptic]

Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car? 🤔

There’ll be some resistance to that. At least you can charge them at ohm

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Know someone you'd rather not see again?

Lend them twenty quid.

 

[PeteXXX]

There’ll be some resistance to that. At least you can charge them at ohm

Are you positive? 🤔

 

[markemark]

Are you positive? 🤔

battery-ly thinks so.

 

[Shortfall]

You toned it down well for CC

You've heard the other version as well! 😁

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Some of the above are humorous quips, not good jokes.

Know watt I'm saying?

 

[srj10]

What's a morticians favourite party game?
Formaldehyde and seek.

 

[PeteXXX]

What's a morticians favourite party game?
Formaldehyde and seek.

Off to the Dad's Worst Joke thread with you!! 😋

 

[PeteXXX]

Some of the above are humorous quips, not good jokes.

Know watt I'm saying?

Don't be negative!! 😏

 

[Dave7]

A woman goes to the Doctor with painful knees. After some questions she told him she and her husband have sex every evening and its always doggy style.
The Doctor says "you do know there are other positions"?
She says "not if you want to watch TV".

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A woman goes to the Doctor with painful knees. After some questions she told him she and her husband have sex every evening and its always doggy style.
The Doctor says "you do know there are other positions"?
She says "not if you want to watch TV".

Put the TV on the ceiling??

I started that sentence with "mount"
Then tried "screw it "
but that seemed to generate other comments, so I went with put

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

2 drunks staggering down the road and 1st one says "the moon is very bright". 2nd one says " you are drunk, that's the sun".
A 3rd drunk comes along so they asked him "excuse me, is that the moon or the sun"?
He says "I've no idea, I dont live around here".

 

[tyred]