Any good jokes ... ?

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[Dave7]

Girl says to boyfriend "there's something I need to tell you, I used to be a Christian but........ "

The boy interrupts with "it doesn't bother me what religion you were, I still love you".

Girl says " no you dont understand, i used to be a Christian before I changed into a Christine"

 

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[postman]

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That has made me chuckle,i love that.

 

[postman]

My mates pressure cooker exploded today,he was evaporated,he will be missed.

 

[tyred]

A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang at 3am.

The wife answered it, listened for a second, then said, "How would I know? That's a hundred miles away!" and hung up.

The husband, confused, asked "Who was that?"

The wife replied "No idea, just some silly woman who asked if the coast is clear."

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

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[Dave7]

I went outside to find 2 blokes urinating next to my garage. They said its OK mate we work for Wee By Any Used Car.

 

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[Dave7]

We've all heard of Sods law.......if something can go wrong it will.
Have you heard of Coles law?
Its thinly sliced cabbage and carrot mixed with mayo and vinegar.

 

[Dave7]

I was just reading that research with the latest DNA testing has proved that the first couple on earth were Cockneys.
Would you Adam and Eve it.

 

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[chris-suffolk]

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Maybe the interviewer, as it doesn't look like chinese but he's reading and writing right to left!