Any good jokes ... ?
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A married couple near a bus stop and there is a single man there. The wife says "look, that is the Archbishop, I'm sure it is.....you go and ask him"
So the obedient husband walks over and asks him "excuse me, are you the Archbishop "?
The guy looks at him and says "why dont you f**k off you areshole".
The husband goes and repeats it to his wife who says "that's a shame, now we'll never know if its the Archbishop ".
So the obedient husband walks over and asks him "excuse me, are you the Archbishop "?
The guy looks at him and says "why dont you f**k off you areshole".
The husband goes and repeats it to his wife who says "that's a shame, now we'll never know if its the Archbishop ".
Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
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- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
presta
Legendary Member
Man goes to the doctor.
“Doc, I am passing gas constantly. It’s silent and doesn’t smell, but it’s always going on.”
Doctor hands the man two pills. “Swallow these. I’ll be back in 15 minutes.”
15 minutes later, doctor walks back in.
Man says, “I don’t know what those were but now my farts smell.”
Doctor says “now that we've fixed your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
“Doc, I am passing gas constantly. It’s silent and doesn’t smell, but it’s always going on.”
Doctor hands the man two pills. “Swallow these. I’ll be back in 15 minutes.”
15 minutes later, doctor walks back in.
Man says, “I don’t know what those were but now my farts smell.”
Doctor says “now that we've fixed your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
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- Widnes
I used to have a 2CV
I saw a review fo them at the time and the 0-60 time was put as
0-60 - probably
at the end there was an editors correction
Editor comment - acceleration should read "0-60 - Possibly"
The teacher asked the class if they could think of a sentence with the word 'pistol' in it.
Little Mary said "my daddy is a soldier and he has a rifle and a pistol.
Teacher says "very good Mary".
Little Johnny said "my Dad isn't a soldier. He goes to the pub and is on the piss till it closes".
Little Mary said "my daddy is a soldier and he has a rifle and a pistol.
Teacher says "very good Mary".
Little Johnny said "my Dad isn't a soldier. He goes to the pub and is on the piss till it closes".
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
My work phone autocorrects to Best Refards, which worryingly means I've sent it that way a few times.
My previous company did a lot of work for a German company.
Their emails always had a signature saying Mit freundlichen Grüßen.
A colleague once wrote a reply "Dear Mr. Grüßen
Profpointy
Legendary Member
It's shocking that 50% of the population are below average at mathematics
DaveReading
Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
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- Reading, obvs
Or not, as the case may be.
