Any good jokes ... ?

[Seevio]

I've just watched Raiders of the lost ark for the first time. Do archaeologists usually kill this many people?

 

[presta]

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I put two and two together, but I'd never heard the term 'a link of sausages'.

 

[presta]

 

[Alex321]

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Floating dry docks. Perfectly normal. Where is the joke in that?

 

[Punkawallah]

I've just watched Raiders of the lost ark for the first time. Do archaeologists usually kill this many people?

Archaeologists study dead people, so you could look at it as ‘pro-active archaeology’.

 

[mistyoptic]

I put two and two together, but I'd never heard the term 'a link of sausages'.

In the midlands, sausages can be referred to as pork links

 

[morrisman]

Floating dry docks. Perfectly normal. Where is the joke in that?

Plrevious repys were Duck, Deck and thence Dock

 

[Dave7]

 

[biggs682]

From a penguin wrapper

Q. What did the penguin get from the genie in the lamp ?

A. Three fishes

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Three things that don't tend to hide the truth:

Young children.
Drunk adults.
Cycling shorts.

 

[Dave7]

Paddy tells Mick "I saw a book called 'solve 50% of your problems so I bought 2 copies and I can now solve 100% of my problems"
Mick says "you are so thick, why didnt you just buy 1 and read it twice"?

 

[tyred]

I think Noah must be one of the greatest people to ever live. He managed to round up two of every species on the planet.

It took me three hours just to get my cat to the vet today.

 

[Ming the Merciless]